离岸--天天笑话集

裸体的女模特两个老汉看裸体彩绘。甲说模特穿的是三点式，乙说是全裸。为此，两人争得不可开交。乙说：“如果穿三点式的话，那下面就不会有那么大的缝子？”甲说：“那，那是裂缝，是裤子的拉链开了。”两个老汉看裸体彩绘。甲说模特穿的是三点式，乙说是全裸。为此，两人争得不可开交。乙说：“如果穿三点式的话，那下面就不会有那么大的缝子？”甲说：“那，那是裂缝，是裤子的拉链开了。”....... 宿命

....... 正直和廉洁

你家的狗一男子在公园找他的狗，後来发现他的狗正与一位女孩的狗在办事。望著满脸羞红的女孩。男子一脸挑逗的说：像那样的事，我也会做喔！只听那女孩不好意思的说：那…那你就试试看啊。反正那是你家的母狗。....... 杰米·卡特

....... 怕鬼

....... cad

....... 割草

你的妻，我的妻●恶妻“老实交待，昨晚你袋中还有三百二十九元五毛，为啥现在只剩下七十八元二毛？”●严妻“怎么今晚又要出去？十点钟前必须回来，不然休想进门。”●故作大方的妻“我知道你没钱了，我的钱就放在梳妆台上，你要多少就拿多少。”(其实梳妆台上就放了那么二、三十元。)●吝啬的妻“怎么，西洋菜4毛一斤？你这死鬼，买菜怎么不讲价，3毛半就够了。”●不讲理的妻“嫌我煮的菜不好吃，那你别吃，叫饭店....... 你的妻，我的妻

....... 假牙

亚当夏娃一个英国人，一个法国人，一个苏联人一同欣赏一副画伊甸园里亚当夏娃的画。「他们显然是英国人，」英国人说，「她只有一个苹果，却送了给他吃。」「不，」法国人说，「他们一起裸体吃水果，一定是法国人。」「他们是苏联人，」苏联人斩钉截铁的说，「他们没衣服穿，差不多没东西吃，却仍然以为自己在乐园里。」

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