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TGIFAblondegetsinanelevatorandseesamanstandingthere.Shetellshim,"TGIF,sir,"towhichhereplies,"S-H-I-T,ma"am."Surprised,shereplies,"Excuseme,Iwasjusttryingtobenice,TGIFstandsfor"Thankgoodnessit"sFriday."Themanreplies,"SHITstandsfor"Sorryhoneyit"sThursday."